Diamonds are a girl best friend

Diamonds Are A Girls Best Friend

2007-04-07T05:24:00.000-07:00

The French were bred to die for love

they delight in fighting duels

but I prefer a man who lives

and gives expensive jewels.

A kiss on the hand may be quite

continental

but diamonds are a girl's best friend.

A kiss may be grand but it won't pay

the rental

on your humble flat, or help you at the

automat.

Men grow cold as girls grow old

and we all lose our charms in the end.

But square-cut or pear-shaped

these rocks don't lose their shape

Diamonds are a girl's best friend

...Tiffany's ... Cartier...

Talk to me, Harry, Winston,tell me all

about it!

There may come a time when a lass

needs a lawyer

but diamonds are a girl's best friend.

There may come a time when a hard-

boiled employerthinks you're awful nice

but get that ice or else no dice

.He's your guy when stocks are high

but beware when they start to

descend,

It's then that those louses go back to

their spouses

Diamonds are a girl's best friend

.I've heard of affairs that are strictly

platonic

but diamonds are a girl's best friend

,and I think affairs that you must keep

liaisonic

are better bets if little pets get big bag

gifts.

Time rolls on and youth is gone

and you can't straighten up when you

bend

but stiff back or stiff knees

you stand straight at Tiffany's

Diamonds... Diamonds...

- I don't mean rock salt -

but Diamonds, Are A Girl's Best

Friends